What if I don’t like it?

What? How dare you?! go wash out your mouth!

Fine. FINE.

I get that not everyone will be expecting the same thing and some will finish happy and others will be all “seriously?!”. So if you’re not sure which category you fall into, there is a 100% money back guarantee. You’re not satisfied? Just tell me (and please tell me why so I can make it better!) and I will refund the entire amount.

And if you still have questions or concerns or whatever, please shoot me an email!

100%
money
back
guarantee

(I just wanted to put that in big letters for all the twitchy thumb scrollers out there :) )