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whatevs

 
 
 
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referral program

social media just ain't my soup and soda

 
 

Whereas I must get the word out about this workshop in order for people to find out about it and

Whereas Social media is generally the best and easiest way to do so and

Whereas I have 6 kids that need some good fashioned spanking, I mean homeschooling and

Whereas social media (for me) is a dangerous soul sucking black hole. literally (prove me wrong).

Therefore I, the great and bearded Zalmy Berkowitz, shall expect you guys to do all the work for me. Slave labor yo!!

That's not what I meant to write.

Therefore, for every person that books based on your referral, I'll send over $32.81 in cold hard cash. Or more like Venmo will tell your bank to add numbers to your account and take out numbers from mine. This whole money thing confuses me.

Just tell people to mention you when they sign up. Woohoo! moneydollarscashunicornpoop!

Caveat. The part that bothers me about this is that it kind of sounds like I'll be paying for good reviews, and well, I kind of am, but I don't want that to be it. Please be honest!! So this will only be for people who have attended a past workshop or have booked one coming up. Does that make sense?